The Bitch Chart

Hi Ya (as the great Munch once said). Well it’s Friday25th April 2008. And this entry is all about Friendship judgements and something called ‘The bitch chart’. Well four years ago I came to the conclusion that I was extremely shit at judging people correctly and I was sick of putting my trust in people and getting burned. So in June 2004 I devised away of evaluating and judging all of the people in my life in order to show myself whom I should trust and which people are good for me. So this is how I judged them…I created a chart with 6 categories that were sometimes different from week to week. They were mainly. (Personality, Kindness, Mutual Respect, Closeness, Trust, Genuine, Likeability and M8 4 future).I would pick 6 out of them each week I did the chart and I would mark each individual out of 20 for each of the 6 categories and the one who had the biggest total out of 120 (which is the total for 6 six categories worth the max of 20 points each). By the end of it I had done 38 charts and one winners chart (the winners chart was of all the previous winners in the 38 charts and the point of it was to distinguish out of all the winners who was the best person for me to be around and be friends with). Here are the winners of each chart…I finally finished doing the charts on Thursday 27th March 2008. My journal was full of attempts to find the best person in my life. It’s also my life’s quest.
Series One
Chart 1:Mustafa
Cart 2: Mustafa
Chart 3:Sonah
Chart 4:James
Chart 5:Sabrina
Chart 6:Qudsia
Chart 7:Qudsia
Chart 8:Sabrina
Chart 9:Kamran
Chart 10:Qudsia
Chart 11:Neelam
Chart 12:Neelam
Chart 13:Sabrina
Chart 14:Sabrina
Chart 15:Neelam
Chart 16:Kamran
Chart 17:Neelam
Chart 18:Neelam
Chart 19:Qudsia
Chart 20:Neelam
So these were the secondary school years and as you can see there was a range of differnt winners. The winner of the first 2 charts was mustafa who was like the best male friend i have ever had i mean he was brilliant. Sabrina, Qudsia and Neelam also won alot in the first series. Neelam is just my female double i love her so much and i think if it wasant for the cultural differences our friendship would have been the strongest relationship i would have ever had. Also Savrian was one of those people you could talk to about anything and she would keep it secret thats how great she is i love her so much. Qudsia was this nutty, crazy and looney girl who made me laugh so much untill my stomach hurt.
Series 2
Chart 21:Ms McKenzie
Chart 22:Ms Ramsey
Chart 23:Neelam
Chart 24:Neelam
Chart 25:Neelam
Chart 26:Jumarah
As you can see in the second series which was my Gcse years that Neelam again was very succseful and won 3 out of 6 charts. She was just perfect we were so alike and she had the most adventurous mind and her writing was fucking brilliant.There were only 6 charts each series after series one as it was alot to do on top of GCSE's and stuff. Also series 2 was when the first ever teachers won. Ms Ramsey i had sort of a connection and understanding with she was brillinat. And Ms McKenzie i fell for not in a romantic way but just the fact that she helped me pass my Gcse in English i no he did. The final winner of series 2 was Jumarah now her life was so tragic and the final year of school we got so close it was ubnbelieveable. She was just such a great person.

Series 3
Chart 27:Reba
Chart 28:Famida
Chart 29:Famida
Chart 30:Basra
Chart 31:Famida
Chart 32:Mom
Series 3 now this was the college years (which i hated but i still did the Bitch Charts) Me and Famida who won like 3 out of the 6 charts bonded so much we spoke on the phone for hours on end we told each other embaressing secrets and i just loved her so much. Basra the fourth winner of this series is my life long best friend who i have known since the begining of secondary school the thing is we are so close and so alike that we argued so much and our arguments were fucking terrible. But now we are so fine we are grown up friends i love her. The first winner of this series Reba i dont no really we werent close but she did something one week and she just topped the chart.Also my Mom was the first family member to win a Bitch Chart, and i love my mom one billion percent we argue but most people do with there parents.
Series 4
Chart 33: Denise
Chart 34: Leanne
Chart 35: Leanne
Chart 36: Leanne
Chart 37: Leanne
Chart 38: LeanneIn this final Series I was a lot more serious as my emotions have matured and I look at people differently compared to how I looked at them in 2004 when I first started the chart. Leanne is my most recent friend but I just think she is the greatest she's genuine, hilarious and just a beautiful person. In this final series there were four main women that nearly hit the top spot apart from Leanne. Basra, Nan, Mom and Denise. As they were the people i felt most happiest around. There were others that were close to the top spot but didnt quite make it. Leanne won 5 out of 6 charts but it was sometimes half a point difference. For example one week leeane got 112 and a half and Basra got 112. So it could of been so easy for Leanne to have been nocked poff when i did the totals but she hung in there.Winners Chart(The winners chart was different as there were 12 categories so the total was 240)Chart 39: LeanneSo Leanne won the winners on top of all the previous winners. But that brought her winning total to 6. I dont no why but i so want to be Leanne's friend for like the rest of my life. Neelam was the one who won most by winning 9 out of 39 charts. As you can see Females did the best as I as a person am much closer to females than males I seem to feel more at ease around females. Maybe because im just a big BITCH maself. Males that Did well on the chart were. Mustafa, Steven and Barry.